Every damn day, since I donated to the DNC, I am getting solicited for candidates across America who want me to sign a petition, “Exposing the KOCH ROACH BROTHERS”, or, another of my pet peeves. Then, they sucker me back to a “FREAKING FRACKING” donation page.
How Drunk Do You Think Boehner Is At This Precise Moment?
What? Are we so lame that we are caving in to the Republican concept that the ONLY way to win an election is with cold, hard CASH? Money rules – people don’t?
I am doing my part, have been for several years, writing a column for Newsvine.com, posting on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Google, YouTube, on other sites, (The NewsTalker.com, OpEd.com), where I gleefully write blistering articles about “NO MORE LEGISLATING WHILE DRUNK”, or, the subtler, “How Drunk Do You Thing John Boehner Is At This Precise Time?”
I spend a considerable amount of my quickly evaporating time chewing the GOP’s oversized ass every chance I get. I am on a freaking fracking mission, but, I am not doing this so that we can kick Republican Crooks Out, so, we can elect OUR CROOKS!
My Stand Up, Sit Down, Roll Over Comedy is devoted exclusively to getting people out on November 4th, 2014, to vote out the “KOCH ROACH BROTHERS’ LAPDOG”. I close my set with a plead for the audience to Show BILLIONAIRES that they do not own America – WE DO!
Naturally, here, in the Midwest, Ohio, right smack dab in the middle of Johnnie A. Boehner’s 8th Congressional District, I am pelted with tomatoes, cabbage and all sort of organically grown vegetable, which I dutifully gather up to make Vegetable Soup.
Get our billionaires to contribute $200 – $300 million, or, more to cleaning up the BUYING OF ‘MERICA’ ELECTORAL PROCESS!
YOU CATS, SHOULD BE SENDING ME MONEY, HONEY!
I BELIEVE that my contributions are more valuable than the few dollars that I can afford to send you ass swipe from my tinny, tiny Social Security check. F*ck, I can’t feed the birds on that stipend.
Here’s the links to my sites, I hope:
JonathanLPigeon@YouTube – “You Know What Republicans Really Want? A Return to Slavery!”
JonathanLivingstonPigeon-Poo@TheNewsTalker.com. “Political Pornography!”
John K. Roberts (Little Johnnie Jump Up), Face Book!
WintropeMerridethTheIII.Newsvine.com – “Black From the Waist Down, where it counts; White from the Waist Up, where it doesn’t. Biracial, bipolar, Bipedal and Buy-Sexual – that’s the only way I am going to get a date”.